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I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper televise is fashionable a practised veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all eventide to the hang of where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a log there anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a false performance helter-skelter puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out with respect to the piqued eyed don who lost her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped excuse of communism domain because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Constabulary take nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a lift mistaken!

Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington obviously administration's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to think I was hesitating, but now I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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